Well,
did I get excited? You bet I did! It was Christmas!! I know that because
Twat started singing his
silly Christmas Carols again….so it must have been!Santa got me loads of things this year? I didn’t get too much
last year because I was only a tiddly tiny pup and didn’t
understand…or at least Twat and Emily thought I didn’t understand.
Just in case Santa Claus reads my blog I’m going to write my present
list out now for 2010, while he’s not so busy!!
1.Bone
2.
Box of biscuits
3.
Chocolates
4.
McCoys salt’n’vinegar crisps
5.
Fluffy rabbit
6.Slippers
7.Socks
8.
Lap Top.
So
what news have I? Well, I have become a film star! I have! It was a
couple of weeks ago when Westy and Twat were being interviewed for a new
DVD about the project they are working on. They were being filmed in the
pub, the Axminster Inn, where I go to work 5 mornings a week, anyway, I
was there and Twat was eating some crisps at the table so I leapt up and
nicked the packet from him! I fully believed they were mine m’lud. So
I ate them and it was all captured on film.
Dan
Dan the Cameraman thought it was hilarious and edited it into the DVD
but Twat had it taken out again!If
it wasn’t for the fact that Twat cooks me chicken with rice and
marmite most nights I’d have him! What else….oh yes the new CD is
almost ready! I was in the office the other day while Twat and Westy
were listening to some of the new tracks. I must say it sounded very
good to me, especially “The Big Freeze”…made my tail wag so it
did!
I’m
not sure I fully understand this bit but here goes….apparently Twat is
reforming the Elderly Brothers for 2010! Elderly!!! Ha ha ha…never a
truer word! Anyway it’s something to do with the new project, it gives
everyone more freedom or something! Gives Twat a chance to play with
other people when Westy is away…something like that! So look out for
The Elderly’s.
What
else? Oh yes, Emily’s been breaking in 1 year old race horses and
I’ve been going with her. It’s great fun but sometimes very
dangerous! Those horses can be quite wild! By the time I get home I’m
pooped, still at least I’m in the fresh air most days!
Well
that’s it for now, I hope you had a great Christmas, ate loads, drank
loads, slept loads and got loads of nice things. It’s what I did!
All
the best and Keep Woofing
Ayla
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Great
news, Twat has just told me I’m going to get my very own copy of my
film exploits! My very own copy!! Woof woof frigging woof!!