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Easter 09

 

Hello Ayla here.

Sorry it’s been a while since we spoke but I’ve been very busy…go,go,go all the time! I’ve got lots to tell you so I’d better get on with it! Blacky’s been away quite a bit recording a new CD, whatever that is! He’s doing it with his mate Alan West, have you met him? What a nice bloke, he always pats me on me head and says “Hello mate you all right?” He’s got a deep booming voice, scared the hell of me when I heard it first time but I’ve decided I like that in a man!
Talking of being scared, I nearly crapped myself the other day {in fact if I hadn’t of had one first thing that morning I think I would have done!} Sarah, who comes round once a week to clean the house ‘cos Blacky is such a lazy twat, switched on something called  “A Hoover”! What a racket! There I was quietly chewing on me sock minding me own business when all hell broke loose! I didn’t know what to do so I took what I considered to be the natural course of action…I leapt onto Emily on the sofa and hid behind her! What a machine that hoover is! To tell you a truth I did actually squeeze out a bit of a fart when I leapt. Well I was scared! There has been some good things though, Blacky got me my first bone! They’re hard aren’t they! Tasty though…oh yes. I don’t quite understand why Blacky would buy me one and then a day or two later tells me to stop chewing it ‘cos it makes such a noise! He is confusing sometimes, still I love him loads and he loves me! I miss him when he goes away…not much mind but I do notice his absence.
It was Blacky’s sisters 50th birthday not long ago and him and Westy went to play at her party in Essex. He told me he wasn’t coming back for a day or two but arrived home the same night! I didn’t know where I was! Thought I’d slept for two days solid! Anyway he said he had great time and saw his Nephew and two Nieces and an Elvis impersonator {whatever one of them is! Anyone know what an Elvis is?} Apparently he sang a song about a hound dog so he’s ok by me!
He took me for a walk the other night! We were up late, Emily had gone to bed and I wasn’t ready so I stayed up with Blacky. He was writing a new song! I like it when he writes ‘cos he picks at the sweetie bowl while he’s concentrating and always gives me one! Anyway it was really, really late and I was busting for a pee so I whined at him until he got the message and off we went! What else have I done? Oh, oh, oh…good news! I found out I can swim! “Doggy paddle” Blacky called it! What a twat he is sometimes! It’s not going to be a Pussy Paddle or a Budgie Paddle is it? I’m a dog! Of course it’s a Doggy Paddle! More good news we are apparently having lots of people coming to stay over the next few weeks and I love meeting new people!

There’s Dean Barnes, who plays a guitar, [hope he’s better than Blacky! Bound to be!, then there’s Tim Wechaglaer who come from a place called America apparently, talking of which, I found out the other day there’s a place called Labrador! What do you think of that then? A whole place named after me! Tell you who else is coming to stay…Sara Jory. I think I’m going to like her because she’s promised to take me for long walks by the river! Anyway she’s coming down in April to play with Blacky and Westy. She plays with Van Morrison, which confuses me a lot because I don’t understand why she would want to play in a van outside a supermarket! Each to their own I suppose!
I’m still getting a packet of crisps every night, when he’s here that is! He gave me a packet of McCoys cheese and onion flavour the other night but didn’t open the packet! I struggled for ages trying to get it open. I was being gentle because I didn’t want to crush the crisps, I like them big and crunchy, anyway I gave up in the end and put the bag in me mouth, tossed me head to one side and threw the packet at twat!
slobbery bag hit him right in the face and he yelled out in surprise! Laugh? I nearly peed myself! Anyway he opened the packet for me and has done every night since! Funny that! Best be off, Emily’s due home any time soon and I like to be at the top of the stairs to meet her. Take care everyone and remember…keep woofing xx